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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GolgiTendonOs : I hope to someday have me brain implanted into a lunar rover to explore other planets... Or be a CNT based cyborg state senator. Nanomachines, son.

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Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38818) - you deserved it (2737)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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