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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 May 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 342
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About GolgiTendonOs : I hope to someday have me brain implanted into a lunar rover to explore other planets... Or be a CNT based cyborg state senator. Nanomachines, son.

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Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42127) - you deserved it (3005)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64455) - you deserved it (22808)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


I agree, your life sucks (86666) - you deserved it (8946)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML


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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML


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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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