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GodsPetTaco
  • Town/Country : Bogensville, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1823
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About GodsPetTaco : I love Death and Speed metal, having a great time with firends and * long awkward pause* BATMAN!!! NANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANA BATMAN!

And i cant seem to spell firends.... Firends.. Sigh. FIRENDS
FML i can't spell friends. :O I did it! I Did it! I ARE TEH WINNER!
Message me please! XP. I'll give you my love!
Even more not lonely! XD
Its my love list!
Daaarnit. (Love Heart)
3M4. (Love Heart) x105 :O She just got like 50 loves!
BaBiiSpAnky821. (Love Heart)

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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41578) - you deserved it (7812)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19389) - you deserved it (2734)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38972) - you deserved it (11495)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59612) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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