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GodsPetTaco

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2182
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About GodsPetTaco : I love Death and Speed metal, having a great time with firends and * long awkward pause* BATMAN!!! NANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANA BATMAN!

And i cant seem to spell firends.... Firends.. Sigh. FIRENDS
FML i can't spell friends. :O I did it! I Did it! I ARE TEH WINNER!
Message me please! XP. I'll give you my love!
Even more not lonely! XD
Its my love list!
Daaarnit. (Love Heart)
3M4. (Love Heart) x105 :O She just got like 50 loves!
BaBiiSpAnky821. (Love Heart)

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GodsPetTaco's favorite FMLs

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

#6246007
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24703) - you deserved it (16398)

On 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm - animals - by mhmohyeah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30641) - you deserved it (3131)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

#6163003
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31696) - you deserved it (4951)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33495) - you deserved it (5406)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found a dead puppy in my backyard. I have never owned any pets. FML

#5966909
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37644) - you deserved it (2092)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by WhyMe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11670) - you deserved it (44024)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

#5875865
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35991) - you deserved it (6947)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87713) - you deserved it (14667)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

#5737045
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (6658)

On 10/09/2009 at 8:29am - health - by StillDrowsy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41991) - you deserved it (3028)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60723) - you deserved it (2469)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38073) - you deserved it (15348)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45999) - you deserved it (5868)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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