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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 880
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GodsLittleMistak : Hey randomer that clicked on my profile! Was it the anime picture that drew you in? Good. Well you started reading so you may as well continue,I love music with all my heart! I'm a big fan of MSI (mindless self indulgence),Poets of the Fall,Breaking Benjamin,Avenged Sevenfold and some other random bands. I also love youtubes like AmazingPhil,Danisnotonfire,Pewdiepie and Omfgitsjackanddean. I mainly just go on this site to laugh at other FML's to make my own shitty life slightly more liveable. Wanna know more? Message me, I won't bite (much).

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Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

#16728687
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (4044)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24313) - you deserved it (8424)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9601) - you deserved it (100714)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8763) - you deserved it (35928)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35211) - you deserved it (8932)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

#16675458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28220) - you deserved it (2792)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

#16675458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28220) - you deserved it (2792)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12639) - you deserved it (57880)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML

#14947981
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10489) - you deserved it (26888)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:01am - misc - by notsolucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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