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About GodsLittleMistak : Hey randomer that clicked on my profile! Was it the anime picture that drew you in? Good. Well you started reading so you may as well continue,I love music with all my heart! I'm a big fan of MSI (mindless self indulgence),Poets of the Fall,Breaking Benjamin,Avenged Sevenfold and some other random bands. I also love youtubes like AmazingPhil,Danisnotonfire,Pewdiepie and Omfgitsjackanddean. I mainly just go on this site to laugh at other FML's to make my own shitty life slightly more liveable. Wanna know more? Message me, I won't bite (much).
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Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015