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GodOfBeer

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GodOfBeer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 July 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1774
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About GodOfBeer : and on the 7th day God created beer, got drunk, got himself a harem of nice girls and forgot about the world!

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GodOfBeer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41782) - you deserved it (8698)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

#14960685
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38926) - you deserved it (2700)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31334) - you deserved it (2412)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23535) - you deserved it (4825)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44003) - you deserved it (5959)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29066) - you deserved it (3443)

On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)



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