About Goatinsfriend : Sleep, eat, Scott pilgrim, bathroom, concerts, and repeat.
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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jaderie / 04/21/2012 at 5:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
by robinhoood / 07/12/2009 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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