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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Goatinsfriend : Sleep, eat, Scott pilgrim, bathroom, concerts, and repeat.

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40570) - you deserved it (4325)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24550) - you deserved it (4464)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML


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