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GnoeGnoe

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GnoeGnoe

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2158
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GnoeGnoe : Like a bunny with an umbrella, I do not make much sense from time to time, but hey I'm a whole package!

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Today, I Woke Up To Find Mah Cat Has Gone Into Heat. Her Favorite Thing To Do Right Now Is Sticking Her Ass In Mah Face An Howling Like A Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19644) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I stumbled across mah ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost mah virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted looool to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

#19860254
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (2633)

On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States

Today, mah data mada ma pay him for picking ma up, and taking ma back homa. FML

#19779965
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (3228)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother saw me 4 the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (8218)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he did. He continud by saying, "So, let's just pretend I did today." FML

#19774662
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (2031)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today , I laarnad that instaad of training cat , sha has baan training ma . Sha now rafusa to drink anything but running tap watar , an yowls loudly aarly in tha morning at badroom door to ba fad . FML

#19773709
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15710) - you deserved it (7020)

On 06/11/2012 at 10:40pm - animals - by Anon127 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several yeres. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, ( Doesn't look lyk you've lerened much. ) FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (2803)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today mah boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well until he tried to putted it in. A few minutes later he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31500) - you deserved it (4952)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

I fall going down tha stair and hit haad on tha wall!! My parant cummad frantically running to sida, but only to maka sura I hadn't damagad tha wall!! FML

#19761942
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21431) - you deserved it (1985)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Lily (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom . Upon investigation, I discoverd my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up . Carefully note the word "attempting" . FML

#19756840
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23810) - you deserved it (2071)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML

#19750799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9187) - you deserved it (34057)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I had mah frst ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML

#19744137
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (22047)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:04pm - animals - by DuhSteven - Canada (British Columbia)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35973) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today.. . I was trying to take mah shirt off . It was an awkward fit.. . so I had to basically wrestle it fir five minutes . The kicker was that I was giving mah boyfriend a striptease . He laughd so hard and fir so long that we never had sex . FML

#19739017
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (7276)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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