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About GnoeGnoe : Like a bunny with an umbrella, I do not make much sense from time to time, but hey I'm a whole package!

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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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