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GnoeGnoe

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GnoeGnoe

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2160
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GnoeGnoe : Like a bunny with an umbrella, I do not make much sense from time to time, but hey I'm a whole package!

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Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like ( I love you. ) I replied ( I love u too baby ), to which he laughed then said, ( I said I wanted u to blow me. ) FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (5069)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, mah boyfriend an I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like ( I love you. ) I replied ( I love u too baby ), to which he laughed then said, ( I said I wanted u to blow me. ) FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (5069)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (4582)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having yur cat springboard off yur face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the cieling. big fat FML

Today... I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having yur cat springboard off yur face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the cieling. big fat FML

I walkd out onto te driveway to find ma mom standing on te wet pavement... screaming at te worms tat ad come out after te rain... saying tat tey were "on private property" and tat tey were "trespassing." All of our niegbor ad come out of tere ouse to watc. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (4619)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Taday after parking mah car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that mah tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

#19052794
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6417) - you deserved it (31367)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I WORKED TOGETHER ON A VERY DIFFICULT YARD PROJECT. AFTERWARDS, I THANKED HIM AND OFFERED HIM A SPECIAL TREAT. HE WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND I MEANT SEX, NOT COOKIES. FML

#18992832
224 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27338) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I Found Out That If Mah Son An Daughter In Law Are Mad At Me , They Do It On Mah Furniture. So Far , They've Done It On The Table , Mah Bd , An All The Living Room Couches. FML

#12566492
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25298) - you deserved it (11933)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was babysitting fir mum's friend. I putted her little boy on knee, an he kept pulling at top. I asked him ( are you hungry? ) He replied ( No, I want to see your titties. ) FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38475) - you deserved it (10240)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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