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About Glassmaster : I'd be surprised if anyone read this, even more surprised if they actually cared, but here goes anyway

I'm a high school junior, I don't know what I want to major in in college just yet (or what college I'll go too; I'm hoping to get in to Washington U in St. Louis but I'm not too hopeful) but I'm considering a career in writing (which has become a hobby of mine quite recently, although I haven't been able to complete anything more than a chapter's worth of material), and I've lived all of my life (except traveling) in the San Francisco Bay Area. English is the only language I can speak fluently, but I also speak enough German to have an intermediately complex conversation (as long as it doesn't involve actual speaking, since I have a bit of a problem with stuttering).

I never mind if anyone wants to talk to me, so feel free to message me (if that's possible on here, I don't really know) if you want to talk or have a question or anything.

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