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Gixie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7141
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Gixie : I have actually been using FML for well over a year before I decided to create a profile and then another six months before I decided to actually start using it. I'm actually disappointed that I could have been earning badges the whole time. FML.

Gixie's page activity

Visits<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 7:28pm<b>djamal55</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 6:27am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 1:59pm<b>jacksontb</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 8:35pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 3:45pm<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 9:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 1:16pm<b>kimise</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 6:20pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 5:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 3:55pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 11:46pm<b>DatBlueDerp</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:50pm<b>TheBroCodeBros</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 5:34pm<b>derplogic</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 10:29pm<b>hunter1019</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 10:55pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 10:25pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 10:14pm

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 1:29am<b>DatBlueDerp</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:29am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 4:14am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:59pm<b>igg125</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:58pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:32pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:14pm

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Gixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML

by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 1:56am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

by needanotherbed / 05/28/2014 at 10:21am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love

Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML

by What am I doing with my life? / 05/22/2014 at 12:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

by back to creepers / 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Geek

Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML

by queenxalee / 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

by Where is the faith in Humanity / 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

by TheTruthofWomen / 11/04/2013 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

by #isthisthepoundkey? / 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

by The_FN_Gunny / 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML

by thisguy / 10/08/2013 at 5:55am / United States (California) / Kids