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Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40075) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I SAW SAW IV WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. HE HELD ME CLOSE AND SAID, "I'LL PROTECT YOU." A FEW SECONDS LATER, HE JUMPD UP SO VIOLENTLY, HE GAVE ME A BLOODY NOSE, AND RAN SCREAMING OUT OF THE ROOM. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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