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Gityerchicken's FML badges
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Gityerchicken's favorite FMLs
Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
by cuntocracy / 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
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