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Gityerchicken

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 June 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40489) - you deserved it (4395)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43177) - you deserved it (5532)

On 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm - health - by cuntocracy (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64542) - you deserved it (4720)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)



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