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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 June 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today I was waiting in a line looool texting on my pone. I earat sounded like a sneeze and said ( Bless you ) to te man in front of me. He gave me a drty look as I began to smell someting awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40572) - you deserved it (4399)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick!! I stupidly said yes an now have a black eye fromhere he punched me!! My dad thinks it's hilarious an my mum says he didn't know any better!! He's 13!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (44330) - you deserved it (5657)

On 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm - health - by cuntocracy (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

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