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Gitsandshiggles
  • Town/Country : Chicago, Il
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 705
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7330) - you deserved it (21641)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13912) - you deserved it (1613)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17866) - you deserved it (1110)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

#8079585 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (25761) - you deserved it (3872)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19278) - you deserved it (3031)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable showerhead. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, 'You too?' FML

#6223689 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (5006) - you deserved it (12045)

On 11/09/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ShowerheadGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

#6194907 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (1307)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

#6192333 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (13430) - you deserved it (6345)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and me for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML

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On 11/07/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by SHARIFFO (man) - Palestinian Territory

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Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

#6186219 (71)

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On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

#618069 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (25807) - you deserved it (92937)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)