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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10122
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Gio : I found this site through and I decided to favorite it. I plan on being a stand up when I get older,I had a rare D-net tumor ever since I was born, and ever since I was born I've had epilepsy. I had one surgery when I was 7, then another when I was 14, that stopped the tumors. I am now off the medicine, so that's good. Yep, just regular old me.

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Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML


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