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GillesOrElse
  • Town/Country : Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24524) - you deserved it (5390)

On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 4:52am - misc - by gdog10122 - United States

Today, my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment, and when she heard it, she exclaimed, "Hey my daddy can sound just like you! Show him daddy! Show him!" FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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109 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm - misc - by Darkandcold - United Kingdom (Devon)



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