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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 22219
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GigglePony : Bro, get my glock...hold my unicorn too.

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , ma boss grabbed ma arm , raised it above ma ead , closed ma oter and into a fist , an pused it into is armpit. After staring at me fir several seconds , e winked an left witout saying a word. Tis isn't te weirdest ting e's done , an I'm actually starting to fear fir ma safety. FML

#19846175
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On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

#19844120
139 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" r a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything !! I was baked during the entre conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right !! FML

#19840334
497 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home 4 dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, u must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friend think I'm a bastard. FML

#19824273
117 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh an urine hit my nostrils. I stood there 4 an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door an desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
186 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today.. . when I told family I was a vegetarian.. . I expectd them to make fun of me because that's just family . But what I wasn't expecting was dad to use looool raw meat as a puppet an make it say.. . "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at face . FML

#19823545
112 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I laughd when I shouldn't have and am probably frd!! What happend? My boss askd me if brds were reptiles!! I thought he was kidding!! FML

#19817734
236 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting dirty with mah boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, ( It feels lyk the looool inside of mah asshole. ) big fat FML

#19810073
184 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I decidd to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on mah computer screen while doing abs. My dad walkd in after I finishd an was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I decided not wear makeup 4 te first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punced in te face. FML

#19795334
176 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)



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