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GigglePony
  • Town/Country : Giggletown, Rhodesia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 13726
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GigglePony : Bro, get my glock...hold my unicorn too.

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Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

#2591
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23429) - you deserved it (3532)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5645) - you deserved it (16090)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28733) - you deserved it (5405)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12407) - you deserved it (7387)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6453) - you deserved it (25290)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14624) - you deserved it (1630)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27713) - you deserved it (1656)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22894) - you deserved it (10376)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49524) - you deserved it (5044)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41637) - you deserved it (7157)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -



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