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About GiggidyPants : Alright, everybody outta the brain! This boy needs to think about his hunger!

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Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33188) - you deserved it (5916)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML


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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML


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On 10/08/2010 at 8:08am - animals - by themanzz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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