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About GiggidyPants : Alright, everybody outta the brain! This boy needs to think about his hunger!

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Today, I drove to the hospital to see mah newborn . I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him . Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a womanho I didn't know come out . She screamed . My wife was in the room next door . fat FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today at Burger King I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat an exploded on my legs an pants when I sat down. FML


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On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused hen the werdest and quietest kid leans over mah shoulder and says "I'd burn u frst..." and winks. real FML


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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today , I Was Helping Mah Dad Pick Up The Pieces Of Bark That Cummed Off The Tree That We'd Just Cut Down. I Bent Over To Grab A Dark Looking Piece Of Bark. Turn Out It Was Mah Dogs Crap. Fresh , Warm , Moist Piece Of Crap To Be Exact. Fat FML


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On 10/08/2010 at 8:08am - animals - by themanzz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of mah area. After a couple pages, I saw mah uncle. fat FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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