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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)
Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Geckosrock99 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States
Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)
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