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by fail / 08/18/2013 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 3:36am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by FootinMouth / 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friend-zone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude / 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by ouch. / 12/08/2012 at 5:44am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
by BusinessTurtle / 10/06/2012 at 3:49am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by stalked / 05/28/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by DJ / 12/10/2011 at 8:01pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML
by owmyhead / 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to… Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway.… Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex…
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…