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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1597
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46882) - you deserved it (4590)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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137 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

#1048842
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On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (6120)

On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version



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