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by screwwyou / 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML
by failatboys / 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by levit / 06/08/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
by RotoRooter / 04/17/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
by Jaeda / 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm / United States (Washington) / Work
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…