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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 511
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30286) - you deserved it (2306)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44569) - you deserved it (2781)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:19pm - love - by blind_loser (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML


I agree, your life sucks (17330) - you deserved it (3620)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

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