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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1060
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Gesula : Lurking. Well, mostly.

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Gesula's favorite FMLs

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (24060)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought I would ba cuta 4 mah 1 yaar annivarsary with mah girlfriand so I cookad a thraa coursa maal 4 har with candlas an rosa patals on tha floor . Sha lovad tha dinnar, axcapt now sha's passad out in a food coma upstairs whila I'm laft with tha dishas . FML

#21270586
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36718) - you deserved it (6930)

On 10/04/2014 at 9:57am - love - by cuteloser (man) - Australia

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take mah mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of mah mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35733) - you deserved it (10251)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like !! As looool soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chasd after me !! It was a beautiful moment until I lookd back at him, trippd, fell on mah face and slid down the beach !! FML

#21224233
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38709) - you deserved it (6373)

On 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

a guy at work pulld me aside to tell me tat I probably souldn't be working a job were I ave to interact wit customers , cuz of ma autism. I don't ave autism. FML

#21185267
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45761) - you deserved it (4203)

On 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by Badatlife (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48091) - you deserved it (9577)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

#21026318
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21841) - you deserved it (48689)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today.. . I introduced my girlfriend to my parents . Tey tougt it would be funny to pretend tat tere nudists . FML

#21021758
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47110) - you deserved it (4510)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our looool prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

#21015630
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36835) - you deserved it (11952)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by thanks.... (man) - United States

Today,hile driving in the car with mah father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good fir our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good fir anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59225) - you deserved it (5640)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40899) - you deserved it (6701)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS FAALING DOWN BACAUSA I ALWAYS TINK TAT I'M OVARWAIGT. MY BOYFRIAND TRID TO PROVA MA WRONG BY LIFTING MA UP. I TRAW IS BACK OUT. FML

#20823726
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46781) - you deserved it (9220)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:01pm - health - by GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - United States (New York)



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