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Gesula

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Gesula

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2110
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Gesula : Lurking. Well, mostly.

Gamer, certified nerd.

Gesula's page activity

Visits<b>fall3</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:05am<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 11:47pm<b>chrisbeaudoin</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:57pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 2:56am<b>utrax</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 12:59am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 10:36pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Hoboman69</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:01pm<b>AGhost5445</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 7:12pm<b>random_person243</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 6:50pm<b>Zaayuro</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:04am<b>C7</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:11am<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:40pm<b>caaguilar</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 2:43am<b>ted_clubberlang</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:27am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:19am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:33pm<b>ryerye942</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:01pm

Fucked!<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 3:49am<b>caaguilar</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 8:43am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:09pm<b>Bend0n</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:01pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:21am<b>mill2775</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:11am<b>Matheo</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:30am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 3:12am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:51am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:51am<b>Classy_Sassy15</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:49pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 3:12pm<b>periperichicken</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 11:55am

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Gesula's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

#21335578
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34568) - you deserved it (7361)

On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28124) - you deserved it (4501)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

#21303170
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38151) - you deserved it (11325)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43688) - you deserved it (13255)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31295) - you deserved it (26141)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

#21270586
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38659) - you deserved it (7234)

On 10/04/2014 at 9:57am - love - by cuteloser (man) - Australia

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37374) - you deserved it (10826)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

#21224233
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42495) - you deserved it (7123)

On 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably shouldn't be working a job where I have to interact with customers, because of my autism. I don't have autism. FML

#21185267
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49080) - you deserved it (4486)

On 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by Badatlife (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51567) - you deserved it (10392)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

#21026318
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (52012)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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