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Gesula

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Gesula

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2124
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Gesula : Lurking. Well, mostly.

Gamer, certified nerd.

Gesula's page activity

Visits<b>fall3</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:05am<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 11:47pm<b>chrisbeaudoin</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:57pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 2:56am<b>utrax</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 12:59am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 10:36pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Hoboman69</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:01pm<b>AGhost5445</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 7:12pm<b>random_person243</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 6:50pm<b>Zaayuro</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:04am<b>C7</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:11am<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:40pm<b>caaguilar</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 2:43am<b>ted_clubberlang</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:27am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:19am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:33pm<b>ryerye942</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:01pm

Fucked!<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 3:49am<b>caaguilar</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 8:43am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:09pm<b>Bend0n</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:01pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:21am<b>mill2775</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:11am<b>Matheo</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:30am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 3:12am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:51am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:51am<b>Classy_Sassy15</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:49pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 3:12pm<b>periperichicken</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 11:55am

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Gesula's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

#21507325
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (1374)

On 12/24/2015 at 2:01pm - health - by yek (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

#21504013
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (2403)

On 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Bayern)

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (3133)

On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

#21472345
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22729) - you deserved it (2137)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML

#21451972
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22770) - you deserved it (2740)

On 08/04/2015 at 10:33pm - love - by Carowl (woman) -

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (5791)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I had my first therapy session for the issues caused by trying to please my overbearing, paranoid, self-centred mother. The first thing she did after we started driving home? Ranting at me and demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to my therapist FML

#21382942
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (2148)

On 03/28/2015 at 11:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "zoinks". FML

#21352876
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28058) - you deserved it (5534)

On 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm - kids - by brazo667 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43441) - you deserved it (4801)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (5695)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35780) - you deserved it (4768)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35168) - you deserved it (3834)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

#21340673
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33362) - you deserved it (4305)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)



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