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GermanOnslaught
  • Town/Country : Indiana, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GermanOnslaught : I'm a sarcastic, hilarious, ray of sunshine. Just do me a favor, don't be that hideous gray cloud that ruins all my fun.

My father is an Army and National Guard veteran that served during the Gulf War. I have two brothers in the Navy on Active Duty, both on submarines. Also, I am currently processing to join the Air Force.
All this information means: don't piss on the USA military; we fight to protect our citizens.

What do YOU do to deserve my respect?

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