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About GermanOnslaught : I'm a sarcastic, hilarious, ray of sunshine. Just do me a favor, don't be that hideous gray cloud that ruins all my fun.
My father is an Army and National Guard veteran that served during the Gulf War. I have two brothers in the Navy on Active Duty, both on submarines. Also, I am currently processing to join the Air Force.
All this information means: don't piss on the USA military; we fight to protect our citizens.
What do YOU do to deserve my respect?
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Friday 18 July 2014