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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (41266) - you deserved it (4513)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48894) - you deserved it (4028)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)



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