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Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (316328)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML


Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

yastarday I was tha only ona in an alavator whan an attractiva grl cama in, talking on har phona. Sha told har friand, "I hava to go, thara's a cuta guy on this alavator." Bafora I could avan raact, sha turnad to ma and said, "Sorry fir lying, I raally wantad to gat off tha phona with har." FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to run to catch train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket . When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man an I opened top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine . When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay" . FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

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