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by Grossed Out / 03/13/2010 at 5:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
by Joel_28 / 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
by sacrophage / 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
by dejected / 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
by volleyballgirl / 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2010 at 7:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by livvlynette / 02/27/2010 at 5:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by sad / 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/25/2010 at 11:28am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by jasmine / 02/23/2010 at 11:48am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 02/22/2010 at 12:44am / United States / Health
by ouch / 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart.… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…