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Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
by horn-y / 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 9:06am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Work
by kronin / 10/12/2010 at 6:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by hospital / 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (New York) / Work
by help me! / 10/02/2010 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
by lyssuhhhh / 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by toomuchlove / 08/02/2010 at 7:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by V / 07/23/2010 at 3:39am / United States / Love
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
by Fefe / 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by maggotsinmycarpet / 07/12/2010 at 4:56pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2010 at 2:18pm / United States (California) / Love
by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…