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GeneralCat
  • Town/Country : Dudley, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 186
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GeneralCat : Whenever I am down, I just sing at the top of my lungs "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows"

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Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21962) - you deserved it (3360)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML

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