Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

GenMG

Offline (the 03/26/2015 at 10:40am) | Search for a member

GenMG

3Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1615
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GenMG : blessed.family.california.

GenMG's page activity

Visits<b>maxyutd</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:28pm<b>havingalaugh</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:25am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:39pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 2:52am<b>ar1317</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 8:04am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 7:04am<b>josh2014</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:10am<b>WhiteManGotClass</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:25pm<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:48am<b>elcharlitos</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 8:21am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 8:18am<b>BILBOBAGGINS666</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 12:27am<b>golferman72</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 9:13pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 9:51am<b>katherhinooo</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:28pm<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 12:40pm<b>killer0689</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 6:56am<b>SirMiniHobbit</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 7:51pm

Liked!<b>ar1317</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 2:04pm<b>elcharlitos</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 2:22pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 2:18pm

GenMG's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of GenMG's badges

GenMG's favorite FMLs

Today, I ad a date wit a man wo works as a psyciatrist. He diagnosd me wit borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (6214)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

TODAY... I HAD DINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS. IT WAS AWKWARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS MOM ASKING... "SO... WAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN... BESIDES MY SON?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46553) - you deserved it (5591)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54132) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today I finally had a date my frst one in well over a year. Everything was going good until my date asked ( Do u like cats or dogs better? ) When I responded cats my date promptly got up and left saying ( This isn't meant to be. ) big fat FML

#21147101
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48144) - you deserved it (11789)

On 05/21/2014 at 7:05am - love - by Alone - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was taking a selfie !! My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told mah parents looool that I was "doing that sexting thing" !! They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all mah photos and sent messages were totally innocent !! FML

#21146408
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45760) - you deserved it (8918)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46328) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML

#21077955
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41813) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Today, I Was Braast Faading Mah Son. Out Of Nowhara, Ha Bit Mah Nippla Hard, Causing Ma To Scraam In Pain. Ha Gigglad With Mah Nippla Still Batwaan His Taath. FML

Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle.

#21005460
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28779) - you deserved it (4448)

On 12/25/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by princesss_14 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37938) - you deserved it (10936)

On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (14771)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday... mah fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away fir work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook... while still wearing mah engagement ring. fat FML

#20972059
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51185) - you deserved it (2714)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (3996)

On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: