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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 July 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (744130) - you deserved it (56838)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244627) - you deserved it (82527)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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