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GeenPseudoniem
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 July 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (564052) - you deserved it (35942)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54142) - you deserved it (424445)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (445894) - you deserved it (72693)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182908) - you deserved it (61938)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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