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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39617) - you deserved it (3412)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5936) - you deserved it (33350)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (2203)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore



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