Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

GayMatt

Offline (the 06/17/2014 at 8:42pm) | Search for a member

GayMatt

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1254
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GayMatt : Just a guy from norway that cant go a day without a few fmls during the day! Personal messages now eh. that could get interesting :F (so far loving it!, send away!)

GayMatt's page activity

Visits<b>Dchag117</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 12:30am<b>Sp1k3FML</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 12:44am<b>MARGIE9</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:09pm<b>colerean</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 1:06am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 11:56am<b>El_Jefe99</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 4:07am<b>kat_moore15</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 8:17pm<b>augiedd</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 5:35pm<b>lexypaige</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 8:11pm<b>bmerlucci</b> - the 02/04/2014 at 1:05am<b>VentiAnemoi</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 9:58pm<b>vegasked</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 8:45pm<b>JustABadKid_</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 7:32pm<b>Tempted1</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 7:11pm<b>deniseeeee_15</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 6:33pm<b>niatross</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 3:25pm<b>inteli3</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 12:56pm<b>mickaela_</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 8:40am

GayMatt's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of GayMatt's badges

GayMatt's favorite FMLs

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

#116388
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48919) - you deserved it (9154)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40182) - you deserved it (21830)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (48750)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58764) - you deserved it (3412)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: