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GayMatt
  • Town/Country : Ask, Norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GayMatt : Just a guy from norway that cant go a day without a few fmls during the day! Personal messages now eh. that could get interesting :F (so far loving it!, send away!)

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (18034)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
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I agree, your life sucks (17966) - you deserved it (43829)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50195) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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