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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4264
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GarryG : Hi, I'm Garry, I'm a musical artist and i write/ sing my own songs, I have my own studio at home, I'm 17, and from Canada, check out my music at www.myspace.com/TheRealTNG thnx ;)

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Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

#16292303
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41237) - you deserved it (3996)

On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

#16286045
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (58054)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95754) - you deserved it (6378)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59142) - you deserved it (10084)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23777) - you deserved it (42909)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
502 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64968) - you deserved it (4462)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

#16222014
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17609) - you deserved it (62307)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by markymark - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48617) - you deserved it (25509)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61810) - you deserved it (9666)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61810) - you deserved it (9666)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

#16173982
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35417) - you deserved it (4570)

On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML

#16169595
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41591) - you deserved it (3825)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

#16168772
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50933) - you deserved it (2900)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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