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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 September 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GamerG0DDESS : I'm a polyamorous bisexual woman (I have a boyfriend already, leave me alone, this isn't a dating site) who enjoys video games, sketching, reading, studying, playing with my pet rats, playing guitar, and more! I'm not perfect, I make mistakes like anyone/everyone else, so be considerate.

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Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, 'Congratulations, you have a new match'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (2047)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:28pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML


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On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

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