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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GamerG0DDESS : I'm a polyamorous bisexual woman (I have a boyfriend already, leave me alone, this isn't a dating site) who enjoys video games, sketching, reading, studying, playing with my pet rats, playing guitar, and more! I'm not perfect, I make mistakes like anyone/everyone else, so be considerate.

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML


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On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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