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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go 4 a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, mah nieghbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint 4 mah life". fat FML

#19600497
169 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 11:34pm - misc - by I Don't Exorcise - United States (Oklahoma)

2day I corrected someone who spelled "lerened" as "lerent" on mah favorite forum looool . Nothing could've prepared me 4 the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members . Now I'm banned 4 "trolling..." and all mah 7...000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever . FML

#19593515
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14471) - you deserved it (36349)

On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I shut mah finger in the car door. The door lockd. Then I droppd the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said ( excuse me ) to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

It Was Confrmed That The "no Pet Rule" In My Apartment Complex Is So Strict That I'm Not Even Allowed To Have Sea Monkeys. Real FML

#19561558
104 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 11:59pm - animals - by Monkeyless (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, as I was wasing my boyfriend's fisbowl, te fis did a Nemo an made an unoly leap down te drain. My immediate impulse was to flip te switc. Our kitcen now smells lyk mutilated fis an my boyfriend won't speak to me.

#19504619
207 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today , during my first day as a doctor’s intern , I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around , I went through the looool first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet , I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25700) - you deserved it (5047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I was in the car with mah daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
167 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56168) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah anxiety was so bad thathen I was riding mah bike on the side walk an two pedestrians cummed walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off mah bike, into a bush. mega FML

#19434404
88 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today... I realizd the reason mah 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missd the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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