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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today while at my cosmetic job an elderly lady came up to me asking fir a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size fir a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size cuz she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

#19764407
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On 06/10/2012 at 4:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today.. . I was trying to take mah shirt off . It was an awkward fit.. . so I had to basically wrestle it fir five minutes . The kicker was that I was giving mah boyfriend a striptease . He laughd so hard and fir so long that we never had sex . FML

#19739017
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On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . ma usband went nuts . He's quit is job and set out building an amateur bomb selter in our backyard . According to im.. . tere's "substantial evidence" tat cannibalism is on te rise across te country.. . and tat "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out tere.. . babe." FML

#19738484
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On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper . FML

#19720443
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On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was ma last day at scool before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunc break, I was brutally naild in te neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a ickey by te Jolly Green Giant imself, I ave to wear a neck brace at ma graduation ceremony. FML

#19715623
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On 06/01/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
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On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I saw my reflection in the computer screen an I thought I lookd quite nice. I trid to take a screenshot. FML

#19712895
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On 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Mikaela - United States

Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying mah make-up!! My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming mah crotch!! FML

#19709039
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On 05/31/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today.. . my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner.. . followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant . My father visibly scoffed.. . and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot" . Wonderful . mega FML

#19704356
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On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at fir nine years. real FML

#19703809
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On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whila taking part in a lifaguarding axarcisa, I was supposad to "drown" to gat anothar guard to sava ma. Aftar all was dona, my boss callad ma into his offica and scraamad at ma 4 "drowning tha wrong way," and thraataning our raputation.

#19699245
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On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML



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