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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
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Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day my nieghbor discovered Gangnam Style!! Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening!! I could just about deal with thier dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off!! FML

#20100208
245 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by Can you say "bandwagon"? (man) - United States

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
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On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I eld ands wit a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember wat olding ands felt like . FML

#20069351
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On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma teacer assigned us teams in a class debate !! I landed on te team tat ad to argue te obviously wrong point of view !! Wen I finised, ma teacer told me and te entire class ow muc I disturbed er, and ow I reminded er of Hitler and Napoleon !! FML

#20058797
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom cuz I didn't want people to look at me. FML

#20057693
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On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten . My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5 . She was convinced I was allergic to it . I'm 25 an I am writing this over mah first slice of pizza in 20 years . FML

#20057669
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On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML

#20057050
107 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML

#20056763
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On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)

Today..!! I want out clubbing with a faw friands!! A cuta guy pointad at ma from tha bar an motionad fir ma to coma ovar!! I was axcitad an did just that!! Turns out ha just wantad to ask ma if I'd thought about saaing a doctor fir mah jaundica!! No..!! I just ovardid mah spray tan!! FML

#20055735
135 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here , or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house looool and realizd I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
86 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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