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Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.
2day my nieghbor discovered Gangnam Style!! Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening!! I could just about deal with thier dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off!! FML
Today, as I was waiting fir girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who lookd a lot like her. I ran towards her, arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, arms in the air, still running. FML
today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML
Today, ma teacer assigned us teams in a class debate !! I landed on te team tat ad to argue te obviously wrong point of view !! Wen I finised, ma teacer told me and te entire class ow muc I disturbed er, and ow I reminded er of Hitler and Napoleon !! FML
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten . My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5 . She was convinced I was allergic to it . I'm 25 an I am writing this over mah first slice of pizza in 20 years . FML
Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML
TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML
Today..!! I want out clubbing with a faw friands!! A cuta guy pointad at ma from tha bar an motionad fir ma to coma ovar!! I was axcitad an did just that!! Turns out ha just wantad to ask ma if I'd thought about saaing a doctor fir mah jaundica!! No..!! I just ovardid mah spray tan!! FML
Today , there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here , or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house looool and realizd I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Friday 27 March 2015