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Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML

#7908688 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (33891) - you deserved it (2991)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

#7883509 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

#7649526 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (20501) - you deserved it (1699)

On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (4735)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harrassment charges against me. FML

#5814230 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (11173) - you deserved it (19536)

On 10/13/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by awwshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

#5389483 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (1824)

On 09/21/2009 at 5:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (843)

I agree, your life sucks (228673) - you deserved it (19498)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

#722108 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (16023) - you deserved it (52521)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (179196) - you deserved it (31648)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)