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GabrielleFrance
  • Town/Country : Lorraine, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About GabrielleFrance : Hi ! (I'm the one with glasses)
I'm French so please be cool with me because of my English ! :)

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63183) - you deserved it (3602)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

#16189059
109 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by NoLife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
54 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

#14739407
93 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
107 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

#7889872
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On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

#6674667
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On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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