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Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

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193 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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249 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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95 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

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179 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

#19231418
158 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
232 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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44 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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116 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
235 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

#18336712
82 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

#18335372
181 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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255 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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