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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25157
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (78874)

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