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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1193222) - you deserved it (126742)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (34190)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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