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GK2012
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GK2012 : I came, I saw Fmylife, I posted

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Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

#20067454
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22361) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

#20066134
167 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

#20063309
322 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

#20063251
203 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
162 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

#20062989
93 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

#20062636
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On 09/08/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by wonder woman (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
136 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML

#20062154
128 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Gurl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

#20060710
182 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML

#20060408
82 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 12:51pm - work - by SummerJob (woman) -

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (8700)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

#20060053
64 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
37 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
155 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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