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GDIalex

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GDIalex

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3321
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About GDIalex : Heyho. I am studying math. I'm also pretty good at economics and have some little skills in programming.

My purpose is to get rich, my dream is to become free from every existent boundary. Freedom, true inner freedom is what I really want.

I have few projects that give me money, some projects that give me losses, and some projects that are closed with zero balance. On my way upwards, I get the experience I need.

And the fun I want :)

I'm outgoing, and as much as I understand, I am as free as it's possible for me now. Free to think, free to create, free to imagine. Free to do what I'm able to do on this point. Free to choose my own way.

But my freedom is not complete yet. That's what I'm working on.

Love my little sister and my young and cool parents. I'd like to see them more often.

message me? yeah, why not?

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GDIalex's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51120) - you deserved it (3950)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42051) - you deserved it (8525)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

#13466468
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44004) - you deserved it (3675)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

#13458885
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11690) - you deserved it (32075)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

#13283884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34210) - you deserved it (5028)

On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML

#13221362
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60519) - you deserved it (3622)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42332) - you deserved it (10210)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44085) - you deserved it (6474)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (7674)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (35315)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37099) - you deserved it (7943)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

#4730526
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37954) - you deserved it (4291)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

#4673205
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11405) - you deserved it (98286)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

#3932433
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59000) - you deserved it (29735)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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