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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20238) - you deserved it (191716)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11751) - you deserved it (74654)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (461755)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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