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TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO WAIT OUTSIDE STARBUCKS. WHILE STANDING, I STARTED DAY DREAMING AN DIDN'T NOTICE I HAD BEEN STARING AT A TABLE BESIDE THE WINDOW FOR A LONG TIME. SUDDENLY, SOMEONE WENT UP TO ME AN SAID "TRY NOT TO BE SO OBVIOUS". SITTING AT THE TABLE WAS A GIRL WITH A HUGE CLEAVAGE. FML

#3878598
93 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by lifedoessuck12 (man) - Philippines (Pasay)

Today it was mah fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session mah husband looked lovingly into mah eyes an asked ( How do u feel about polygamy? ) FML

#3855655
251 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 12:14pm - intimacy - by nonmormon (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I racaivad a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facabook app) from boyfriand of 3 yaars. Along with tha ring cummad a massaga. It raad, "Will you marry ma?" Ha was sarious. big fat FML

#3827229
376 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday wa want up fir visitor's day fir mah son's Jawish summar camp. Wa don't kaap koshar, but most of his fallow campars do. Whan wa want around in tha circla saying our favorita foods, ha said, "my mom makas tha bast pork chops." Wa got dirty looks fir tha rast of tha day. fat FML

#3799084
92 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend awoke me because looool I was talking in my sleep. When I askd herhat I was talking about she replid with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
100 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

#3797980
161 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at te end of a nigt of eavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into te park wit a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in te park, wen a couple of kids stole our clotes. We ad to walk back to town wit no clots on. fat FML

#3792630
108 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at martial arts practica, a guast sansai wantd to taac ma soma "mannars". Ha pinnd ma down and procadd to coka ma wila crusing my nuts wit is ands and yalling at ma in front of ta wola class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?"

#3769867
151 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by GrippedMyBalls - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

I Was Going To Break Up With Boyfriend After We Went Out Fir Dinner. To Surprise, Our Families Were Also In The Restaurant, To Witness Him Propose To Me. Mega FML

#3763023
148 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 12:01am - love - by Stuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. big fat FML

#3759649
145 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her looool within the next week.

#3750994
190 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

#3746953
228 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico



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