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Fusic
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 May 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Fusic : I'm living in Philly going to a liberal arts college. I am majoring in digital film making and video production. I'm an atheist, pacifist, hippie, geek, stoner, artist, and I'm bi and I'm proud of it all. That's about it. Peace. =]

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Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67606) - you deserved it (13885)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26795) - you deserved it (38073)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by thats_not_good (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16978) - you deserved it (100135)

On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

#1869680 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (4699) - you deserved it (56755)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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