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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2381
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I walked in on mah husband putting mah anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, looool ( I thought it'd help. ) FML

#20822001
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48788) - you deserved it (4924)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by Serum - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I WENT TO A LOCAL INDIAN TAKEAWAY, SINCE I'M FROM INDIA ORIGINALLY, AN NONE OF MAH FRIENDS SPEAK HINDI . I WENT UP TO THE COUNTER AN PLACED MAH ORDER IN HINDI WITH THE SEEMINGLY INDIAN OWNER . HE GAVE ME A WIERD LOOK AN SAID, "HUH? SPEAK ENGLISH, YA RIMJOB." FML

#20669248
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41901) - you deserved it (11898)

On 05/17/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TADAY I REGISTERD ON AN RRITABLE BOWEL SUPPORT GROUP, UNKNOWINGLY LINKING IT TO MY FACEBOOK WALL. FML

#20666712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (10333)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98876) - you deserved it (5986)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today... I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs... never drank alcohol... never had sex... never had psychological problems... never been to the hospital for something serious... never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51483) - you deserved it (18294)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I Walked In On Ma Son Trying To Carve A Bong Out Of A Watermelon. FML

#20656177
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41386) - you deserved it (7159)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML

#20615670
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (41875)

On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

I FOUND OUT I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. NOT FROM MY FRIAND OR FAMILY, BUT BACAUSA THA ICA-MAKAR COULDN'T KAAP UP WITH THA AMOUNT OF DRINK I'VA BAAN MAKING. FML

#20614650
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31501) - you deserved it (17951)

On 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by KyngJulian - United States

Today, I went on mah first date. Everything went great until I went to brush mah date's hair over her ear lyk they do in the movies. I pokd her dead in the eye. FML

#20606348
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43214) - you deserved it (14778)

On 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to mah brother chopping all mah bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clerely now, the bangs r gone!" fat FML

#20599244
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51289) - you deserved it (8353)

On 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by my dumb bro - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (13262) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today, I played Call of Duty wit ma new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged tat a grl beat im. It resulted in im souting at me, claiming tat since I'm Muslim, I must be part of te Taliban,ic would explain ma gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44689) - you deserved it (8403)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I played Call of Duty wit ma new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged tat a grl beat im. It resulted in im souting at me, claiming tat since I'm Muslim, I must be part of te Taliban,ic would explain ma gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44689) - you deserved it (8403)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

yesterday while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctor and nurse would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

#20580194
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47830) - you deserved it (3289)

On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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